Career

Skip ahead to next year: back to the Carlow Qualifier with bigger purses and rougher ground. Money, upgrades and comebacks all stay.

Practice

No stakes, no clock, no prize. A random field to see how she handles, wearing whatever you picked in the Shed.

Settings

Controls

Credits

A parody of the National Ploughing Championships. Any resemblance to real farmers is their own fault.

Models: Kenney (Car Kit, Nature Kit, Mini Characters), Quaternius (farm animals, buildings, Fintan, the horse), Isa Lousberg (hedges) — all CC0. Hats: J-Toastie, Minh Nguyen Tri, Olivia Wynn, Michael Fuchs and Poly by Google via poly.pizza (CC-BY 4.0); Teh_Bucket and plaggy (CC0). The Awesome flag is Wikimedia Commons' Awesome Face (CC BY-SA 3.0).

Ground textures: CC0 Farming Simulator-style ground packs from itch.io. Sounds: Kenney CC0 audio packs plus synthesised engine and crowd.

three.js r160 (MIT). Everything else © Deadpoodle, all rights reserved. The full list is in CREDITS.txt.

About the maker

I'm Deadpoodle, an Irish lad who makes small daft browser games in the evenings for the laugh, this one included. It's free and there are no ads. If it's eaten a few of your evenings, a coffee keeps the next ones going.